So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize