Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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