god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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