is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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