FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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