Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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