your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Jerry, you need to find god
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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