my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
After tacos, we're chasing women.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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