Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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