nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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