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Im on beer infinity
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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