Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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