Don't you send me to vm
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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