:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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