what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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