I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I have post one night stand depression
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