you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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