I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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