D3 body, D1 cock
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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