Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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