and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
