Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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