Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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