Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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