If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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