i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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