Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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