ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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