did you get engaged???
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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