He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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