Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize