this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My pussy is not your playground.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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