i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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