i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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