Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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