You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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