cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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