Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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