i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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