we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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