pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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