YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
All the doctor said was why
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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