I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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