you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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