Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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