Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
