hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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