im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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