just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I need you to use more vowels.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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