i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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