hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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