Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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