is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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