How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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